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Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don’t know something,
for it gives you the opportunity to learn.
Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times you grow.
Be thankful for…
Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400.
It carries over no balance from day to day.
Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course?
Each of us…
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a…
A girl wanted a ring.
But the boy gave a teddy bear
Instead.
In anger the girl threw the bear on
The road.
The boy want 2 take it back but
Was hit by a coming car and died.
At his funeral,
The girl hugged the bear and the
Machine in it spoke:
“Will you marry me?
Guess what she found a ring inside it.
